riddle:

what has 1000 tentacles with a bunch of screaming crying japanese girls at the end of them?

answer:

tentacle monster

Top 10 Reasons why Sean Wozhockey Will be a Professional Wrestler:
10: Buff Hardpeck
9: Unique "Math Nerd" Persona
8: Persona 4
7: Butch Deadlift
6: Jacks off with brillo pads
5: Anger management issues
4: Hobbies include Cat Fisting
3: Practices "wrestling" with Tom on a nightly basis
2: Bold Bigflanks
1: Likes dudes